• they’re fucking women
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Imagine your icon saying “MY ANACONDA DON’T”
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work
i will never ever be interested in romantic spgbot ships because that all registers on a level of incest to me
malgrade is not an exception, there’s no indication that malfunction is “related” to any of the bots and I think everyone agrees that she’s not
so if you wanna talk…
This is the 3rd time that I have reblogged this……
These are cuuuuteeee
that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Kitty has claimed Carissa’s arm as her own. Assimilate inti the tail!
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.
What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
- Non binary
- Anyone who believes in equality of the genders
- But seriously, men can be feminists too
My brother sometimes borrows my ‘this is what a feminist looks like’ tee. It’s not a joke. He wears it with complete sincerity.